Plan B is the new Plan A
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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