She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
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