Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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