and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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