If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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