also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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