i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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