The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
We had to coat check the pizza.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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