Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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