Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
