I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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