i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Randomize
