Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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