What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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