i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
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