Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Randomize