There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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