Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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