you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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