google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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