Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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