Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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