It's like a parade of train wrecks.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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