Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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