A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
Randomize
