i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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