Have you finally orgasmed yet?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I stole a fireplace last night.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize