Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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