Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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