I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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