Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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