Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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