We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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