Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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