went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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