No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
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