can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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