let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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