wat bout pragnant strippers??
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Randomize
