32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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