she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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