Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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