Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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