I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
