Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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