I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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