I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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