And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
My dad just said "fuck circus"
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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