Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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