hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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