the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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