Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
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The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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