People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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