But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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