Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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