So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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